Friday, April 22, 2011

S is for Schedule

S is for Schedule, as in why does Blogger keep Screwing mine up? Several times in the past two weeks, I've checked my blog out at some point well after the 6:00 a.m. time I've scheduled a post to appear...only to find that the automatic post did not automatically post.

Does anyone know what I'm doing to Screw up my Schedule?

There, now that I got that off my chest, I'd like to share a few tips for getting your schedule under control:
  1. Quit your job;
  2. Divorce your spouse;
  3. Put your kids up for adoption;
  4. Destroy the TV, radio, computer, and all other types of electronic equipment; and
  5. Contract a mental illness so you're no longer responsible for anything.
Does that give you a clue about how my Schedule ran today?

P.S. My day wasn't half as bad as that of two other people I know!

P.P.S. Hope your day went well. Someone deserves to have had a good one.


  1. LOL. Those tips are hilarious! Mama said there'd be days like this...