Does anyone know what I'm doing to Screw up my Schedule?
There, now that I got that off my chest, I'd like to share a few tips for getting your schedule under control:
- Quit your job;
- Divorce your spouse;
- Put your kids up for adoption;
- Destroy the TV, radio, computer, and all other types of electronic equipment; and
- Contract a mental illness so you're no longer responsible for anything.
P.S. My day wasn't half as bad as that of two other people I know!
P.P.S. Hope your day went well. Someone deserves to have had a good one.